Watch out for counterfeit tickets!

As you know, Balsa Man is a donation-supported event, which means we don't sell tickets. Nevertheless we've heard secondhand reports of counterfeit tickets circulating, some of them featuring full-color art and flawless microprinting depicting the Balsa Man statue in flagrante inferno.

Below is one of the better counterfeit tickets we've come across.

If you encounter any more of these counterfeit tickets don't buy them, but please send us photos because they sound freaking awesome!